I know this because I just started a Twitter account: Lauren L Waterfield @Loz_Loz_Loz. I realize that this is the generation of short attention spans and fake sufferers of ADHD (come on, you know you just like the buzz of Adderall, I know I do), but I’m still concerned that I won’t be able to get my point across in 140 characters or less.
I’m also concerned that Twitter is just Facebook status updates for illiterates. If you are the kind of person who posts updates like: “It’s raining!” or “Here’s 20+ pics of me in my new underwear” (thank you Rhianna), then this is the format for you.
I’m not one of those people, because, if it’s raining, I already fucking know by looking out of the window, and so I assume you do too. If I have new underwear, it’s really none of your goddamn business.
Anyhow, despite those things, it’s still my goal to take over the world, so please follow my Twitter account. I promise to attempt to find something at least mildly interesting to say, with every 140 character tweet.
Also, if you take time out of your day to read my blog, what else do you have to do? Follow me! @Loz_Loz_Loz